SIMPLE, IT IS.

prelim
21 August 2006

Oh God....help me!!

my prelims start from

14Sep to 25Sep...

And i got practically no time to find just to study

why must tyme move so fast!!

and why must we be treated

differently from express students?

Today my teacher told me an important value

about Mother Tongue Language...

"Even though u indian but

take malay...u still can get A1...

First get to like the subject...

and have interest in it"

My mock exam are finally gonna

be over by this week..

Tues: Maths2..Thurs:Physics..Fri:Dnt

Last mock...pass 2 fail 4...24pts [ L1R4 ]

Let's see what new number pops out nw

Who knows where to get the following:

An Orange or A Purple Long Sleeve Shirt!!

-how to measure a man's love for a girl-

must he walk on water?

must he run through fire?

must he have fancy clothes and cars?

must he move heaven and earth?

must he stand b4 u when it's down to the wire?

must he give his life up?

and All just for your love...

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conservation of angular momentum
18 August 2006

KungfuHamster had a question from a youngling

some tyme ago...he is Sec3 btw!

"Does the Earth rotate because of gravity?"
gosh!! Basic Sec 1 Geography!!

No. The balance of gravitational forces causes the planets

to orbit the sun and the moon to orbit the Earth.

feelin beaten so quickly..

he asked another question...not of Sec1 standard!

"Then why does the Earth rotate?"

The Earth rotates because the Earth...

..err...was rotating when it was made...(how lame!)

It has continued rotating because

there is no friction in the vaccum of space...

feeling annoyed at how Kungfuhamster

answers so quickly..

he then another question...

"So why did the Earth rotate when it was made?"

Uhmmm... need to go for Chem. mock test

I'll tell you tomorrow...

the youngling laughed as Kungfuhamster walked off!!

He thinks i cannot answer his question...

he thinks he have

beaten me by the 3rd question..

wait wait i show him...my KungfuXaolin showdown!!

That sparked off a furious round of research.

Kungfuhamster knows it has something to do with

" the Conservation of Angular Momentum "

So it was off to google.com about angular momentum.

This is what Kungfuhamster found:

The angular momentum of a particle of mass 'M'

with respect to a chosen origin is given by
or more formally by the vector product...
The direction is given by the right hand rule

which would give L the direction out of the diagram.

For an orbit, angular momentum is conserved,

and this leads to one of Kepler's laws.

For a circular orbit, angular momentum doesn't apply!

How would a Sec3 understand this higher order thinking?

so what i found was Not very helpful.

Kungfuhamster started to develop

neurohaemorraging. [ my ang moh pro sia :) ]
So Kungfuhamster approached

the scientific specialist Jedi Masters..

"What is angular momentum?"

2 didn't know, 1 knows but can't recall (yeah right...)

1 made Kungfuhamster even more confused..SIGH
So kungfuhamster approached

the NON-scientific specialist Jedi Masters.
All of them stared at Kungfuhamster

like he was wearing his underwear on his head. [ LAME ]
Finally, one wise Jedi Master explained it:

' Its like a skater who spins slowly when his arms are extended

and if he brings his arms close to his body..the spin rate increases '

Ahh!! Enlightenment! Got inspiration!!
After thinking about it..[ it took 1day 16 hours]

after which...

Kungfuhamster was able to explain

"why the Earth rotated when it was made"

Here goes:
Angular momentum is conserved unless

there is an opposite force to counteract the rotation.

That means a spinning object continues spinning.

On Earth, a spinning skater would slow down due to friction.

In space, he would spin forever given

there is no friction in space.

Angular momentum is thus a product

of the spin rate and the moment of inertia

(distribution of mass about the spin axis)

This product is constant in space given

the lack of air to create friction.

The Earth (and other planets) were made

when gases condensed and eventually solidified.

It is unlikely that anything after the big bang would remain still.

All matter would be rotating however slightly.

When gases condense into planets,

the mass is thus distributed more closely

around the axis of rotation.

This amplifies whatever minute rotation there was

initially and thus explains

why almost all planets rotate around its own axis.

Phew! Question answered. What an accomplishment.

Hope you guys understand...

and...hey!!

Take back your laughter...youngling!! (:

Kungfuhamster now has a headache.

Time to sleep...NO!!

cannot got Dnt folio do! SHUCKS!

:D / >.< / ;]

Kungfuhamster is so happy...sittin on Cloud 9

Kungfuhamster just did his EL oral today...

feelin nervous...Kunfuhamster though

he would fail and screw this up

but...

as Kungfuhamster walked into the room

and saw the invigilators...

Kungfuhamster felt overjoyed and elated...

both the invigilators..damn very bloody chio!!

adding to the fact that

they both were young chinese girls

wore very extremely revealing clothes...

you should know what kungfuhamster means

Kungfuhamster now hopes he can strike a

'DISTINCTION' for EL oral examination...

but a 'MERIT' would do just fine...

Well...Kungfuhamster can wait to go church

got wedding...

tommorow got yiss..so please come!!

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feeling odd...
17 August 2006

i'm feeling kind of different...

alot of things...i dun wan to noe

i cannot accept...the truth...

the one i love...gone so far away from me

the ones i knew...forgotten me long ago

the ones i care...dun even noe i existed

my task is completed..

the young stared in awesome-ness

but feelin statisfied his question his answer..

'O' lvl is in 80days n prelims in 26days..

previous one...wrongly calculated haha (:

I want Nurul OUT of IDOL...screw malay ppl!!

taufik win..let others win larr

the whole bunch of malay ppl...

n their bloody community...n religion too

let alone their stupid language

i am torturing myself with..all full of crab!

confirm i damn tulan if other ppl go home 2nite

I'm scared for my oral...2molo

i ask my fren what the convo..topics so far

all damn hard...it's understandable

but at that moment..that nervousness tend

to disturb you..but practices I ALL band 1

I'm the RATED R Superstar...

-F. torres n S'pore indian johnny depp signing off-

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malay retake
16 August 2006

my fellow jedi -Joey-'s lab

harllo world...

i just book my first class ticket literally to hell...

cause today i sign up to retake

'O' lvl MT paper...

nw my teacher keepin tellin

'cannot aim for C's...must aim for A's, if nt y pay $$'

kau!! my face from D7 go A1/2...bang wall larr!!

kunghamster still researchin on task...

i am stuck at the moment...no inspiration yet!

time taken so far... 1day 8hr ++

i hope i can go church this sunday...

I MUST PLAY POOL!!!

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kuNgFu-Hamster
15 August 2006

:)) KungFu-Hamster in acTion ((:

It's tough writing a blog that involves

expressing one's opinion. Why?

Because..i dun have a opinion..

always copy from others...

Seems boring bloggin bout my life

-a sucky one yeah!!-

lemme see...ok i'll be kungfuhamster!

with all my jedi members...

[ must be goofy once in a while ((: ]

school still the same..

slow-movin-choking environment

mock exam easy...esp maths (: but EL wasn't ):

I'm now researching...

..kungfumaster has a task!!

I must not disappoint the youngling...

It's like 76days to 'O' lvl n 26days to my prelims

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oral...life unfair
12 August 2006

I cried..N cried..N cried real bad..but no use

done is done...let's retake..only ray of hope

life is so unfair...

my results were the most controversial...

D7...but ORAL DISTINCTION!!

total bullshit..oral should help me alot!!

let it be if i fail..but y let useless ppl pass

-from F9 to B3- same malay class as me!

his oral only a PASS..

total lame piece of shit..make look like

i'm some indian tissue box seller...

to make it worst..I'm the only 1 to fail

not in my class but in my school...

So is this the end...??

Ppl pls tell me how screwed up my life is..

Should i regret not goin to ITE...from 'N' lvl

oh why oh why..is this happening

TO ME OF ALL PERSON !!!

1:27 PM | comments (0)

10 August 2006

hello everyone.
roystance isnt here to blog, but i'm doing it for him (:
roystance is scared about the release of 'o' level mother tongue results.
he is also scared about the mock test that he is going to have next week cos he hasnt had the time to study /:
national yesterday was BORING, or at least he felt it was,
and he hopes joakim or any other malay idols get voted out of idol.
HMMM, thats kinda racist /:
so yeah.

:D

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nth
06 August 2006

It's me again...Fernando Torres / S'Pore Indian Johnny Depp

just studied...err Agriculture of Geography only

den slept..cause tired...way too much info in my head

wet rice_high tech farming blah blah blah!!

I found it...yayy!!

how to compress songs...haha [:

my 128mb card nw got nearly 50songs!!

all in mp3 format!!

Nid me to compress..try get me online first :)

Next week got another Mock exam!!

15Aug to 29Aug...

I failed my pervious one...

but with 24points i still can poly!! dotz..

EL-B3..Emaths-A1..Science/Humanities-D7..Dnt-C6

Nid help..maybe not at moment!!

wait maybe a little...

Joshua[SCC] told me a secret...and i'm not tellin any1

oh ya...he is teachin me how to play the Piano!!

Still got drums n Guitar...

thanks josh! (:

I'm not playin with your life

So how can i lie when we are NOW together...

9:12 PM | comments (0)

04 August 2006

hello world.
this IS NOT roystance posting,
but nevermind anyways (:
HAHAH.
roystance should NOT be online,
and i'm supposed to update his blog for him.
however, he's still online,
which is a sad sad thing /:
cos he needs to study for his o levels !
but anyways,
this is just a random post.
see you around people.

:D

10:16 PM | comments (0)

....
02 August 2006

At least you know that i exist...

And even though you dun love me...

I just want you to know...

I still think of you every single day...

Mama such a bad boy...

i hate chemistry lesson cause never go chem lab

so i skip chem lesson...2 whole periods

go toliet do my hairstyle!!

cause after chem lesson go phototakin...

Mama brought from gel to wax to clay to hairspray

and of course a comb...DUH!!

guess what was my hairstyle?? haha i bet no idea

Moehog...just like myself [ Fernando Torres ]

the best phototakin session in my years at CBSS

fun shot can go anywhere do fun shot...

so i went to field and took a pose of

Fernando Torres GOAL-celebration!!... >.<

This is one of my free tyme..whereby i can blog

cause again Mama BAD BOY...skip

after school Social Studies Remedial!! (:

The things you say are reahersing now...

Did i disappoint you...

They went back on us...bury you head!!

This is what u call LOVE...

5:45 PM | comments (0)

gonna rot..
01 August 2006

Today suppose to be my last day for bloggin

No tyme to update...

Lazy n no seriously tyme...studyin

now my weekends also very hard

to give up just for leisure purposes!!

heh~ only pool n soccer!!

I think i found some1 to help...no need intro her

just imagine it's me bloggin...haha :)

School's boring so far...my Dnt artefact is done!!

now all i have left is folio...MOE deadline 30Aug!!

So fast 1 week gone...since my birthday!!

cannot believe it...

now is like a countdown to 'O' lvls

i think got like 95days left??...3 plus month

agak-agak only...

I'm Part of the STATIC TEAM!!

-A Star that destoryed us both-

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